Don't you hate when you're so hungry that you'd literally eat anything, but at the same time can't decide what you want to eat? Yeah that's me right now .. I always reach the point where I get so hungry that I get dizzy and my stomach won't shut the fuck up. I hate it! … Continue reading I hate being hungry ..
I'll try not to make this more depressing than it already will be ... I've been dealing with depression my entire adult life. It may have came genetically or because of my fucked up child hood (or both), but I have it and it's here. And I hate it .. Depression is like that annoying … Continue reading Go away Depression
When you first meet me the first thing you'll notice is that I'm really loud, next that I talk really fast and a lot! But lastly, you'll notice that I really .. love .. SEX! Sex is amazing, is wonderful, it's beautiful! It's something that's necessary in life, and something that should happen regularly (preferably … Continue reading Sex isn’t a bad thing!
Are you lost? Because I am I am in my twenties and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. This is my third semester I'm out of school and I don't miss it one bit which scares the shit out of me. I'm currently a server and it depresses the shit out of … Continue reading Are you lost? Because I am.
Woo! I'm very excited to continue posting on this blog 😀 Now since we've gotten past the introduction phase, I thought it was time for me to really share the tea when it comes to alberto. Yeah So here are FIVE random wonderful facts about yours truly: 1. I always wear socks! - I really … Continue reading I’m the most interesting person in the world (FIVE facts about me)
Have you ever taken a selfie? A.If answer was no: get help and stop reading B.If answer was yes: continue reading (You're already 50% there!) Now a nude is honestly the same thing as a selfie. However instead of taking a picture of your face, you're taking a picture of your penis (or vagina). Did … Continue reading How to take the perfect nude😈
Before I say anything I'm going to say that I'm not really a morning person myself. That's because there's a daycare ran at my house. So there's noise and children and shit happening all the time. Now if your house isn't a pool of germs, then you really shouldn't hate mornings. You might be tired … Continue reading Don’t let mornings ruin your day!
Don't put your brightness up, or clean your glasses, or rub your eyes, you read correctly! So hang in there and keep reading, I promise I'll make some sense. First a little back story! Woooooooo 🎉 So I dated my ex for almost 3 years, and during those years I honestly wasn't the best boyfriend … Continue reading How to: How to be friends with your ex
Oh love, that four letter word that gives anyone chills, that word everyone wants to hear, that thing everyone wants to experience. How can you not love Love?Well that's easy, because I don't ... Love is a wonderful and crazy thing, loving someone is amazing and having them love you back is even better. When … Continue reading Love, what is that ?
Have you ever loved something so much that the thought of never having it again just made you feel like your heart got ripped out of your chest? Without that one thing your days wouldn't be the same? That's how I felt about coffee and that's where I needed to start. I haven't always been … Continue reading My hardest breakup ever: goodbye caffeine 💔
Ha think again! My names alberto, and I am not just another random person starting a blog and calling himself a blogger. Why do I want a blog? I honestly don't know. Maybe it's because I'm taking another semester off and need to fill in the time. Or is it maybe because my anxiety is … Continue reading Oh great another “blogger”..